Ha.

Jenna Bush--a patrician bookworm chick if there ever was one. Enjoy the New Yawker's review of her literary debut, which includes this tidibit (via Jossip):

She has a weakness for dubious ethnic analogies: “His eyes were wild, like those of the pumas that lived in the jungles,” and “A nurse wrapped Beatriz in a blanket—like a burrito.”