FUN WITH MY Birthday presents

Okay, well I'm going to be literary and name my new special wind-up toys after appropriate characters:

He's speedy, he's 'umble, he goes places quicker than his species suggests: meet Uriah Heep, the snail.

She's unsteady, she walks in half-circles, she's pretty but she never gets anywhere: meet Lily Bart, the brontosaurus.