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Sunday, August 26, 2007

New Literary Biopics I'd Like to See--Inspired by the Success of "Becoming Jane"

(tagline: "Their love story was her greatest inspiration")

Becoming Vladimir: Pedophilia was his greatest inspiration.

Becoming Toni: Infanticidal escaped slaves were her greatest inspiration.

Becoming Fyodor: Brutal murder, self-doubt, subsequent exile and eventual redemption were his greatest inspiration.

Becoming Herman: Pigment-deficient whales were his greatest inspiration.

Becoming Ralph: Invisibility was his greatest inspiration.

1 comment:

  1. "Pigment deficient whales"... haha. I'm getting the idea that you really didn't like "Becoming Jane"... :) I think I may not even see it after all this!