
A marxist and a cockney bloke meet each other on the street. The following is their conversation:
bloke:'ello, 'ow are you mate? wot's new?
marxist: I'm reading the greatest book ever written.
bloke: really now?...'das capital!
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"Provided that nothing like useful knowledge could be gained from them, provided they were all story and no reflection, she had never any objection to books at all."-- Austen on Northanger Abbey's Catherine Morland
this joke is seriously hilar and should be spread far and wide (with proper attribution!) a.s.a.p.
ReplyDeleteps it's even better if you imagine oxford don s.b. cohen saying it.