Clumsy Bella Swan is Acted Upon, but Never Acts* and Other Things I Learned from the "New Moon" Trailer

*except when she's jumpin' off cliffs, arranging rendez-vouses w/hungry vampires who want to kill her but not sex her, and otherwise trying to off herself. sigh. Why is your feminist sensibility so made of fail, Smeyer?

ANYWAY here's the brand spankin' new trailer that was unveiled last night.