<--What NBC deemed too offensive.So I'm foregoing making applesauce for tomorrow's feast to watch Madge strut her stuff.
All times approximate:
8:05 after the first song, my parents yell up from downstairs, "she sucks!"
8:10 Madonna is riding a mechanical bull and sticking her leg in the air as she sings "Like a Virgin." I'm disappointed that the bull isn't actually bucking.
8:18 Just saw the part where she was being crucified and censored by NBC... they don't show the actual crucifixion part but they do show her in her sexy crown of thorns with the large cross behind her. Dear me, it was soooo much more innocuous than I was led to believe... behind the cross, a counter counting out AIDS orphans with pictures of starving African children... ho-hum, ho-hum rather uncontroversial and somewhat touching! She even quotes from Matthew and endorses several charities while up on her disco-ball torture device.
8:25: There are two half-naked guys with a jewish star and a crescent on their bare chests humping each other with their arms.
8:30 now they're hugging/rabin arafat style.
now they're humping madonna between them,.
this is so deep.
8:48 NOW THERE'S A DUDE BLOWING A SHOFAR
8:50 A woman in a burka is writhing in a cage.
Really writhing. Twirling, in fact.
8:56 "I'm Sorry"--> Madonna is flirting/hugging/kissing carious androgynous ethnically ambiguous young dancers and rocking a leather jacket. This is the first actually good dance song she's sung all night.
8:56 wow she's pointing at her vagina quite overtly and raunchily.
9:00 neon snowy-stuff is falling from ceilling.
9:01. Madge riding someone's back. apparently miming kung fu moves with her velour-clad kickers.
9:02 Camera pans to fans. I'm bored too, cameraman.
9:02 Madonna whips off leather jacket, does a catwalk walk. Flagellates ground viciously with jacket, tosses it aside.
9:03 Bob Fosse-esque dance moves involving old-fashioned cage chair and rotating hips. And all that jazz.
9:05 Madonna sinks into floor.
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