9:08 Madonna singing "I love New York" with a an electric guitar, strange large feathered collar, and rotating NYC skyline minus twin towers behind her.
9:10 NBC: bleep bleep bleep bleep. Clean up that mouth, Madonna.
9:12 I think she's trying to be Lou Reed.
9:13 camera going in and out of focus...so trippy, man.
9:16 Linklater-esque animatesd screen of madonna floats in backround.
9:17 madonna dons "music"-style cowboy hat and kicks some air.
9:18 Don't fall! oh, she's doing that on purpose.
9:19 Madonna shoves hand and face in front of videocam...yeah you and every "hi-mom"ing football player.
9:25 mucinex commerical. so gross.
9: 28 disco inferno?
9:30 "Music"-->dancers doing russian-style dances to "music" and a bevy of hip rollerskaters boogying.
how did she advertise for these people? "must be able to gyrate and groove...while rollerskating expertly...on stage... in front of thousands."
9: 34 Madonna's dressed like a Bee Gee...She's clearly Barry. clearly. The androgynes behind her are Robin and Maurice.
9:34 I'm still contemplating the immortal line; "music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel." true words, true words.
9:40 white bodysuit. non-white background dancers.
9:42 kama-sutra esque pickup dance move. Madonna: "put your hands all over my body." Dancer:"okay!"
9:45 Madonna shouts: "Allright it's time to put on your dancing shoes." Weird tecnho version of "La Isla Bonita" ensues.
9:47 I think she's actually having fun! Shake it, woman.
Madonna: "Andale, Andale!"
9:50 Chase Bank co-opting yet another Rolling Stones song for commerical. Boo.
9:53 Finale, "Hung Up" preceded by built dudes cannonballing all over the damn place in purple tracksuits.
9:54 Yes! She's wearing the crotch-hugging leotard!!
Crowd chanting "time goes by so slowly!" quicker and quicker. odd and ironic.
Credits.
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